Sporks are their own entity. They are neither a spoon nor a fork. They are not a knife nor any other form of utensil. They are completely seperate and independant of other utensils and should be treated as such.

No longer should sporks be compared to spoons and forks. The time of their freedom has arrived. They have earned their independence. We cannot deny them this right.


Soon to host the Give Sporks their freedom Ribbon.


I hope you will consider this information, and in the future when some asks, "what's a spork?" You will reply, "A spork is a spork, and they are cool." and not relate them to other utensils.